LUNCHY CRUZA EL ATLANTICO: en busca de la ABEJA MAYA

Hi all!
Hola a todos!

Days ago I decided to go and meet my old friend the Maya Bee. Woof!! I just booked the flight with Air-Can to Can-cun, and straight to the Riviera Maya. Woof!! Viva Viva Mexicooo!! Viva the tequila, the daikiris and the sun!! Wooofff!
El otro dia decidi ir a buscar a mi amiga la abeja Maya. Guarff! Asi que pille el vuelo de Air-Can a Can-cun, y de alli a la Riviera Maya. Guraff!!! Viva Mexicooo!! Viva el tequila los daikiris y el sol!! Guarff!

I love this place! What a life! Hummock, sun, caribbean beach, and coktails. What the bones I was with L4L before? I am happy I escaped, to live lots of adventures!! Auuu, au, auuuuu!!!

Como me gusta esto! Esto es vida! Hamaca, sol, playita caribegna, y cocktails. Que huesos hacia con los L4L antes? Menos mal que me escape, para vivir aventuras! Auuu, au, auuuuu!!!

There I made some friends.... I asked the native girl iguana of Tulum about the Maya Bee, but she only tried to hit on me! Woofff!! She was freaked by the color of my fur.. she asked wheter I was coming from the North!!!

Alli hice amigos... pregunte por la abeja a la segnorita iguana nativa de Tulum, pero solo me tiro los trastos!! Guarff! Ella alucino con el color de mi pelaje! Me pregunto si venia del norte. Guarfff!

Finally she told me to go to Chichen Itza. There, I was taken by mistake for Kukul-can, the feathered serpent, therefore I had to stand for the photogaphs. Wooff!! I was caressed by all girl-tourists around! Woooffff!

Al final me dijo que estaba en Chichen Itza. Alli me confundieron con Kukul-can, la serpiente emplumada, asi que tuve que posar para los fotografos. Guarfff!!! Me acariciaban todas las turistas!! Guarff!!

I made a friend, a very charming serpent called Kukulcan. UFF!! Good she didn't realized i was impersonating her ....

Me hice amigo de una serpiente muy carignosa que me dijo se llamaba Kukulkan. UfFF!! si se llega a enterar que me habia hecho pasar por ella...

We agreed to play the Pelota Game!!! Woofff! I tried to use the learnings that the wise Drempels taught me... Here you can see me in an excepcional dexterouds move I learnt from master Roberto.

Decidimos jugar un partido de Pelota!!! Guarrfff!!! Intente practicar lo que los sabios Drempels me habian ensegnado... Aqui se me ve en un movimiento escepcional de agilidad que aprendi del maestro Roberto.

After these teachings, I just whipped Kukulcan, and defeated her! But I had been so fool, tough, to say yes to the game! I didn't know that in the Pelota Game the winning captain gets his head chopped off!!! By my whiskers!! I had to hide in the Thousand Colummn Room.

Siguiendo estos consejos, pude vapulear a Kukulkan, y gane! En mala hora habia dicho que si a jugar, ya que no sabia que en el Juego de la Pelota maya cortan la cabeza al capitan ganador!!!!Por mis bigotes!!! Me escondi en la sala de las mil columnas

But the plumed serpent finally discovered me... I almost end up swalloed in his stomach!! Woofff!! I had to flee by legs and feet and hoof.

Pero la serpiente al final me encontro... casi me come!!! Guarff. Tuve que salir por patas y pezugnas.

Like Lara Croft, I slipped through the ruins into the night.

Como Lara Croft me escabulli entre las ruinas.

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Well!! Finally I didn't find my friend Maya Bee. But I had a great time! That's all folks from MEXICO!!!

Bueno!! Al final no encontre a mi amiga la Abeja Maya. Ahora, me lo pase como un chiguagua, guarff!! Eso es todo amigos canes desde MEXICO!!!!

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Hola a todos, ...
Hi all, ...


Adivinad donde guarfff he estado esta vez!! Me pase por tierras andaluzas... uhmmm!!! Guarfff, que bien, como me gustan los olivares granadinos...

Guess where woofff I was!! I hung around andalusia... uhmmmm!!!
Woofff, it was great, I love olive tree fields in Granada...



Hasta la proxima !! Guarff!!

See you!!! Woofff!!

Lunchy in Zurich

Hi folks!!

After been in Austria, I decided to visit Switzerland, and what city can be better for a High Standard Dog as me than Zurich??

I had some troubles when I tried to park my car, lots of BMWs… I was afraid because my pretty Maserati could suffer damages.

But I stopped some thieves with my strength and jumps

After this little inconvenience, I went for a walk, close to the lake.

This Swiss had strange watches.

I continued my ride and I saw an angel. The teen was wearing a nice t-shirt and “belt-skirt”, I think that my neck hurts me since that day…

I propose the girl to go for a walk, but I felt that I needed something more… just in case…

When the girl knew my intentions… She left me!!!!! I was really fallen in love with her!!!

I could find an old friend call Drempy, and we had a good time!!!
(Well maybe he enjoyed more than me…)

What can be better than a raclette to recover from exercise??

Next day I visited a famous (in Switzerland) rain falls. I was walking when, suddenly, a man, with an orange T-shirt and speaking Spanish, caught me and tried to throw me down to the river!!!

Will Lunchy be able to survive?? Will the orange T-shirt man be punished??